Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Exactly What I Need

One of the big pet store chains sent me an e-mail inviting me to celebrate pet dental health month.

Uh huh.

First... I don't think Geico would sit still for me to floss his teeth.

Second... do I really want the guy who tried to bite me again to have nice strong healthy teeth??

And finally, I axe ya... is this the face of a stone-cold psychotic killer???


bum said...

Geclo sandwich:
Boil 1 gecko in chicken stock for 1 hour
add to bun and eat

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