Monday, October 11, 2004

Definitions

Katie explains what is, and is not, a nuisance:

Things that are nuisances on the subway:
Rats, panhandlers, people who have not bathed recently

Things that are not nuisances on the subway:
Poison gas, biological agents, suicide bombers

I hope that clears things up.


Update: Via Ith, Eric at the Fire Ant Gazette brings us the John Kerry Nuisance Level Alert System.


1 comments:

jeff said...

Pretty good ;)

 
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