For Your Amusement

Just to show that we Pajamadeen are more than a bunch of wild-eyed, flannel-clad fire-breathing fanatics... let's have some fun.

Ever wonder if your cat is doing drugs?

And in the spirit of the upcoming season...

THE TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HALLOWEEN BUT AREN'T


10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
6. If you just lick it, it will last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack.
4. Can I eat your zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
And the dirtiest sounding but not-dirty Halloween saying is...
1. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!