Heroes for Bush

The Bear is soliciting contributions to a blogburst wherein fictional heroes endorse Bush for president.

Okay. :)

Malcolm Reynolds here, captain of Serenity. I fought and lost a war against unification of all the planets into the Alliance. Now I hear this duh liou mahng John Kerry thinks some outfit called the United Nations can do a better job of defending freedom on the homeworld than the United States. He's wrong. I left the Alliance because of people like him. Now I live on the frontier, minding my own business and trying to fly under the Alliance radar. I have no home but Serenity, but I'm still free, and they can't take the sky from me. I believe in freedom, and so does George W. Bush. Don't let that hwoon dahn John Kerry take the sky from you. Vote for Bush. That's all for now. Serenity out.

UPDATE: Jayne has also endorsed Bush.

Waiting to hear from the rest of the Serenity crew.....